the pt: fudge, let's play a game.
fudge: ok.
the pt: whenever i say 'situation', i mean job. so it goes like this- what's the situation for a tree?
fudge: um...i don't know.
the pt: to produce...oxygen...DUH.
fudge: oh, ok.
the pt: let's try again. what's the situation for a sidewalk?
fudge: so you can walk on it?
the pt: ding!
fudge: alright!
the pt: what's the situation for a car?
fudge: so you can go far places in it?
the pt: ding! what's the situation for a sign?
fudge: so people know how to drive?
the pt: ding! what's the situation for an acorn?
fudge: so it can grow into a tree?
the pt: ehhhhmp. try again.
fudge: um...so it can be eaten by squirrels?
the pt: to feed squirrels, actually. but so close! ding.
fudge: so much for my winning streak.
the pt: what's the situation for a toy?
fudge: so kids can play with it?
the pt: ding! what's the situation for the garbage?
fudge: so we can throw away stuff we don't need?
the pt: ding. what's the situation for an ant?
fudge: um.....
the pt: (if there is none, you can just go likes this) ::she shrugs::
fudge (shrugs)
the pt: ding! what's the situation for a person?
fudge: uhhh....
the pt: this is so easy.
fudge: uhh..... (shrugs)
the pt: ehhhhhmp. try again.
fudge: uhhhh.....ermmm....to be a....friend?
the pt: ehhhhmo. try again.
fudge: i give up, the pt. what's the situation for a person?
the pt: to work at a hospital. DUH.