At the hotel, in the children's dining room, as I'm bringing some chicken over to Ada (2 1/2):
Me: Ada, look! I got you the best chicken in the house.
She (laughing at the "joke"): Dis not a house!
And then, a short while later...
Me (hugging her to pieces): I love you, baby doll.
She (looking at me like I'm an idiot): I not a doll, I'm a Ada!