The PT (age 6): Behold, Curly! I feel the rage to jump on you!
Curly (13): Huh?
The PT: YAAAAAAAH!
The PT: I feel the rage for some pancakes. Fudge, can you give me some pancakes?
The PT: I have the rage to sit on the blue chair.
The PT: I have the rage for some milk.
Iguana: Uhhh...you want milk?
The PT: Uh...HELLO?? Whoever's in the bathroom?? I feel the rage to use the bathrooooooom!!