I'm going back in time here to something that made me smile about a year and a half ago when Andy was a couple of months old and I started bathing him on the bath sling with Ann next to him in the big bath.
Ann (a little more than 2 and a half at the time): Is the new baby a zoo animal or a farm animal?
Me: What? Your brother is not an animal at all. (Yet . . .)
Ann: But I think he's like a pet.
Ann: Because look, he has a little tail!
Don't hate me one day for sharing this one, kids!