so, so many stories; i shall only write the favorites for now.
STORY 1: my friend Aliza called her siblings to say hi.
Gavriel (8) - Yochevy called you to tell you something so funny but I'm going to say it for her.
Yochevy (6) - No! I want to tell her!
G - Ok, I'll just give you a little hint. Yochevy accidentally called the circus before!
Aliza- What? How?
Y- Well, I was trying to call Moshie but the lady on the phone said, "We're sorry, all circuses are busy!"
STORY 2: My friend's nephew visits.
Yisrael (4) (points at floor) - wemember when i sweeped here?
Me - Oh yeah? You swept here with a broom?
Yisrael - No... with a bed.
STORY 3: My 2nd grade student, who has a language delay and frequently mixes up words, comes over to me:
Y: Morah, my stomach is drizzling!
Me: Um, like the rain?
Y: No... like it's kind of making noises (moves hands in circles to illustrate)
Me: Um... grumbling?
Y: **puzzled look** Uh, yeah that.