So Kaiser has a toy abmulance toy that says, "Eighty Eight, we are enroute, over." Before Kaiser presses the siren button, he says, "Idiot, we are route, O'er" David (my boyfriend) asked me why I taught him that. I DIDN'T teach him that! Meine Güte mawn, does he take me for an idiot?
But that is a little better than his toy backhoe, which he calls, "BU-oh" I thought someone taught him how to do bad name calling when he first said it to me. After I learned he was referring to his backhoe I said, "Kaiser, it's called a BACKhoe." He said, "No BU-oh".