My 4-yr. old excitedly greeted me at the door to show me her bagful of valentines from her party at preschool.
Me: Did you get one from George?
Olivia: Yes! (said very dreamily)
Me: Is George your boyfriend?
Olivia: Yes, Mommy. He's my man. I loooooove him!
Me: Really? And why do you love him, Olivia?
Olivia: Because he likes to show me his green boogers.