Tuesday, March 21, 2006

What am I?

The PT (age 4) was in one of her whiney moods last night:

The PT: Abaaaaaa....I need a snack.

Abba: Ok, let's go in the kitchen.

The PT: Abaaaaa....what am I?

Abba: Uh...what do you mean?

The PT: What am I?

Abba: ...a little girl.

The PT: Nooooo....what AM I??

Abba: A kid.

The PT: NOOOO...What AM I???

Abba: A little bird?

The PT: NOOOO!!!

Abba: An elephant?

The PT: WHAATT AMM III???

Abba: A monster?

Abba: A nudnick??

Abba: A pest??

Abba: A dog???

Abba: A human???

Abba: A maniac???

The PT: NOOOOO!!!!! WHAT AM IIIIIIIIIiiiiIIIII??????

Abba: ....

Abba: I don't know what you want me to say.

The PT: Ugh....

The PT: Am I milchig or fleishig????

Abba: ....

Abba: I'm going to eat you now. I'll let you know.

The PT: (maniacal laughter)

7 comments:

Pragmatician said...

Well wasn't that obvious to you?
too funny:)

Mirty said...

Good one. Thanks again to your kiddos for the laughs.

parcequilfaut said...

I don't even keep kosher and I laughed heartily at that one.

Yay for PTs.

Ayelet said...

Then they look at you like, duh, don't you know anything?

Shira Salamone said...

Oh my heavens, that was a good one. No wonder The PT laughed so hard. Likewise, I'm sure. :)

PsychoToddler said...

Ayelet: That was the "ugh" with the rolled eyes.

Josh said...

what time of nite was that? very very cute, k'nein a hora.