(Sweetie is six)
- My leg hurts!
<I ignore this because she isn't screaming.>
- I feel like I need go hostapul and break it and get a new one.
- I'm gonna write that down.
- Can you call 911?
- Are you gonna write that down too?
- Daddy's home! <looking out the window> He has a paper!
- Why is that so exciting?
- It's not 'citing!
I was looking for Disney Princess coloring pages on a German website, but finding only pictures from the individual movies.
- What, don't they have Disney Princess in Germany?
- How do you know?
- 'Cause I went there.
- You went to Germany?
- I'm serious, I went there!
(She has no idea what Wisconsin is, much less Germany.)