Thursday, March 09, 2006

Dispatches From The Home Front - Adar Edition

In the midst of a crowded room, my three year-old daughter started singing, "Haman wanted to hurt the Jew, hurt the Jews, hurt the Jews..."

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Daughter: "Daddy, its not a cookie! Its a Hamantaschen!"

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Flattery sure works. My daughter recently told my wife, "Mommy, I missed you sooo much. ...Can I have those colored Cheerios?" [Froot Loops]

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Walking down the stairs into the toy room, my wife noticed a pungent odor indicating that I had not yet changed our son's diapers. She looked at my daughter and said, "Your Daddy is going to have to go to the nose doctor if he can't smell that." Now, every time I leave the house, my daughter asks me if I am going to see the nose doctor.

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Daughter: "Fooah Shawayma" [Refuah Shleima]

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Daughter: "She [three year-old friend] said that the man - Hashem, is in the shul."

Mother: What does he look like?

Daughter: "He wears a yarmulke."

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Daughter: "My picture here says that I am a little shy..."

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(Cross Posted on A Simple Jew)

1 comment:

Sweettooth120 said...

Amidst a crowded room, my 6 yr old daughter said recently, "you're not 29, you are 40 something." (which I'm not of course - 40 something.)