Discussion while sorting laundry...
Iguana (age 10): Abba, why don't boys have to wear swimming suits?
Abba (age 40): Boys do have to wear swimming suits.
Iguana: Na-uh, they wear swimming pants. Why don't they have to wear whole suits like girls?
Abba: Oh. Um.
Abba: Be...cause....girls have to....
Abba: Cover up...their....
Abba: ...cover up...their...girl...parts.
Iguana: Oh. Well my [DELETED]
Abba: I see. Well, that's something I didn't need to hear.
Iguana: Mommy says that when your [DELETED] it means you're going through puberty.
Abba: She did, did she?
Iguana: What's puberty?
Abba: Yah. Puberty is when...you start changing from a kid...into more like a grown-up.
Iguana: Oh, so you suddenly start talking about politics all the time?