This morning I was innocently driving my 7-year-old daughter, Chana, to school. Here's what transpired:
Chana: Where are babies kept when a mom is pregnant?
Chana: What part of the stomach?
Me: It's called a womb. Or a uterus. It's a part that women have that men don't.*
Chana: Are there any parts that men have that women don't?
Me: (!!!) Um, er, well, pretty much just the parts you already know about.
Chana: What do you mean?
Me: Have you been talking to Iguana?
Me: Here we are at school! Have a great day! See you later! Love you!
*completely extraneous, possibly obvious, information that I should have not mentioned.