Iguana (age 10): I like swimming class, but that girl keeps teasing me. It really makes me upset. I can't hit her in the pool, and I can't hit her in the locker room.
Abba (age 39): I'm really proud of you, Iguana, you're showing great restraint.
The PT: I know! Why don't you hit her in school!
The PT: Why does Iguana get to stay up later than me?!
Fudge (age 17): Because she's older than you. Her brain is bigger.
The PT: ?!?
The PT: Well...my brain is BIGGER because I think a lot of thoughts.
Fudge: Yeah? Name one.
The PT: I can't. There's too many. Maybe one day, when I'm much older, and I can write, I'll write them down for you. But I can't tell you until then.