Chana: How do you spell "Kooch"?
Me: Say what?
Me: I have no idea what that means.
Chana: I made up a song about ketchup for Rivka and I want to write it down.
Me: How does it go?
Chana: Ketchup Ketchup Ketchup Ketchup Ketchup Kooch.
Chana: So how do you spell it?
Me: I have no idea.
(She spelled it "Kooch")