Dad: So do most kids in your class talk about their Moms more or their Dads?
(Mordechai -6- shrugs)
Dad: Well, who do you think most kids like more?
Mordechai: Well... Daddies give more treats.
Dad: Why do you think that is?
Mordechai: Because Mommies are smarter and they know it's not really good for you.