Here's how Rivka (6) greeted me when I came home from work the other night:
Rivka: WHY DID YOU GIVE ME A MUSTARD SANDWICH?
Me: I think I gave you a cheese sandwich in your lunch.
Rivka: Daddy, it had mustard on it. DID YOU THINK I WOULDN'T NOTICE????
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What kind of pathetic old father ARE you?
Can't tell the difference between cheese and mustard?
Or did you put mustard on her cheese sandwich??
wax is NOT just wax.
That is where you are wrong...
It was a cheese sandwich with mustard. Apparently the mustard was a non-starter.
At least she didn't just start out with "Did you think I wouldn't notice?" I would have responded, "Is this about my time in prison?"
Is that where you learned to put mustard on your cheese?
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