PT: Fudge! We had SO much fun in school today! Wanna hear how much fun we had?
PT: Well, there were these magnets, and everybody had a different table, and every table had one writer...
FUDGE: That sounds terrific.
PT: And everybody told the writers what to write, and they wrote everybody's ideas down...except nobody wrote down my ideas because they only wanted to write down what shprintzy said...
FUDGE: Uh, the PT-
PT: And then, we were supposed to all see if the magnets could pick up the paperclips, and everybody got a turn...or at least everybody was supposed to get a turn....
FUDGE: Uh, the PT, you sound a little bitter.
PT: What is that supposed to mean?
FUDGE: You know. Mad.
PT: Well, Shprintzy DID take all the paperclips at table three, and Mindy DIDN'T let anyone else use the magnets at table one, and I wasn't a writer.
FUDGE: Did you tell the teacher?
PT (offended): No! I was having so much fun!