A Washington bus driver was fired for "flipping the bird" at Bush.
Iguana (age 10): What happened??
PT (age 40): They fired this bus driver for...uh...being rude to the President.
Iguana: Huh? What did she do?
PT: Uh..you know...she made a rude gesture...
Iguana: She threw a bird at him? That makes NO sense.