Kid (3-ish): You can't throw rocks at the ducks.
Tour guide: That's right! And why can't you?
Kid: You need them for those other ducks.
TG: No! We don't throw rocks at any of the ducks. It would hurt the ducks and they would be sad. Do you understand?
Kid: Yes.
TG: Excellent.
Kid: We can hit the swans.
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The correct answer, I believe, is "it's not duck season."
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