Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Didn't cut the mustard

Here's how Rivka (6) greeted me when I came home from work the other night:

Rivka: WHY DID YOU GIVE ME A MUSTARD SANDWICH?

Me: I think I gave you a cheese sandwich in your lunch.

Rivka: Daddy, it had mustard on it. DID YOU THINK I WOULDN'T NOTICE????
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5 comments:

  1. PsychoToddlerWednesday, January 09, 2008 1:52:00 PM

    What kind of pathetic old father ARE you?

    Can't tell the difference between cheese and mustard?

    Or did you put mustard on her cheese sandwich??

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  2. fudgeThursday, January 10, 2008 8:38:00 AM

    wax is NOT just wax.

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  3. PsychoToddlerThursday, January 10, 2008 10:55:00 AM

    That is where you are wrong...

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  4. RalphieWednesday, January 16, 2008 2:55:00 PM

    It was a cheese sandwich with mustard. Apparently the mustard was a non-starter.

    At least she didn't just start out with "Did you think I wouldn't notice?" I would have responded, "Is this about my time in prison?"

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  5. PsychoToddlerThursday, January 17, 2008 12:44:00 PM

    Is that where you learned to put mustard on your cheese?

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