Olivia: Monday is Martin Luther Day, Mommy.
Me: Yes, it is. Do you know who Martin Luther King was, Olivia?
Olivia: Yes, he didn't want to ride in the front of the bus. He wanted to drive in a car.
Me: Oh really?
Olivia: Yeah, so the policeman arrested him.
Me: Why was that?
Olivia: Because he farted in his underwear.
Me: So why is Monday a holiday for Dr. King?
Olivia: A holiday? What does that mean, Mommy?
Okay. Where is she getting her history facts from?! Btw, how old is this cutie?
ReplyDeleteSomehow this isn't the version of events that I learned in school.
ReplyDeleteThis version's much funnier.
She just turned 4. And Inland, I agree with you!
ReplyDeleteWhat a riot!
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