Monday, March 13, 2006

Tooth extortion

Found under The Diva’s (7) pillow

Front:
if you want the tooth read this or else!



Back:
Dear Dad/Mom/Tothfary,
Can I hav a prize too. Sum pepul at my school get toys instead of mony, But I want bouth. Like a trip to Bild-A-Bare workshop. Okey, maby something smoler. But I still want to go. Well can you at lest give me a toy and like $2.00 or 3 or 4 or 5. I want it all!

Love, The Diva

8 comments:

torontopearl said...

No wonder she's "THE DIVA"!

ball-and-chain said...

You got it!

PsychoToddler said...

Her bargaining strategy needs a little work, but it's otherwise sound.

If I had used that for Mrs B, I'd have my widescreen TV by now. But it might cost me some teeth.

Ayelet said...

I want it all!

That sums it up nicely! What a character!

ball-and-chain said...

PT: why not just use your club?

PsychoToddler said...

It may come to that.

Except that she can still been the shlitz out of me.

PsychoToddler said...

I meant beat.

ball-and-chain said...

I meant "club"